tangledbeast:
This is my Undertale fanfic are you ready let’s go
Grillby’s opens on the surface and Papyrus works there as a cook. Gordon Ramsay visits to do Kitchen Nightmares. He orders the spaghetti and of course it’s horrible. Gordon asks to see the chef.He’s ready to blow up on the nincompoop that served him such a shitty meal. Papyrus comes out. Excitedly he asks how the food was. Gordon looks into the skeleton’s eyesockets. He can’t do it. He can’t yell at this innocent creature. The episode is cancelled.
patro-classy:
blxckbiird:
spaghetti-western-wannabe:
blxckbiird:
spaghetti-western-wannabe:
blxckbiird:
spaghetti-western-wannabe:
blxckbiird:
spaghetti-western-wannabe:
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
FLOOR IT?
NICK NO
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
#you are either the friend or the nick